Spooky Drinks to Make at Home

5 Spooky, Simple Drinks to Make at Home

Because you deserve to feel ghoulish and glazed.

Sometimes wine doesn’t cut it, and beer just doesn’t have the creep factor you’re looking for. Thank goddess for creativity, and for the lazy-ass horror fans who still want to add a little boos (sorry) to their night.

Hold on tight to this list, witches, because your drinks are about to get lit.

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Black Margarita

INGREDIENTS

  • Limes (duh)
  • Black sanding sugar
  • Margarita mix
  • Black food dye

DIRECTIONS

  • Slick the rim of each glass with lime juice
  • Grind each glass in the black sugar
  • Add ice
  • Add margarita mix
  • Add black food dye
  • Pop a lime wedge in there
  • Drink
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Oh look, it’s you after drinking one of these babies.

 

Black-out Punch

INGREDIENTS

  • Brandy
  • Sugar
  • Black currant nectar
  • Seltzer

DIRECTIONS

  • Dump all the ingredients in a bowl
  • Mix
  • Refrigerate for an hour/drink straight brandy for an hour
  • Drink
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Please do not operate any mode of transportation after partaking – especially skateboards.

 

Toxic Sludge

INGREDIENTS

  • Citrus vodka
  • Lime juice
  • Gingerale
  • Green food dye

DIRECTIONS

  • Mix in shaker over ice
  • Drink

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Vampire Blood

INGREDIENTS

  • Red wine
  • Cranberry juice
  • Raspberry schnapps
  • Fake vampire teeth

DIRECTIONS

  • Mix it all up
  • Put the teeth in your mouth
  • Drink

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Brain Hemorrhage

INGREDIENTS

  • Peach schnapps
  • Grenadine
  • Bailey’s Irish cream

DIRECTIONS

  • Fill a shot glass with schnapps
  • Pour just a smidge of Bailey’s gently over the schnapps
  • Wait, like, 30 seconds for the Bailey’s to curdle
  • Add a little grenadine for blood
  • Drink

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Enjoy, spooks! Imbibe responsibly!

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